Or wolf down half now, and save the rest for tomorrow. A hundred and sixty hilarious jokes that you can choose to read in an instant or spread throughout the year by reading one every two-and-an-eighth days. It does not store any personal data.And truly, we’ve gathered only the best knock-knock jokes there are, and it’s only a hundred and sixty that made it to the final cut. The cookie is set by the GDPR Cookie Consent plugin and is used to store whether or not user has consented to the use of cookies. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Performance". This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Other. The cookies is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Necessary". The cookie is set by GDPR cookie consent to record the user consent for the cookies in the category "Functional". The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Analytics". These cookies ensure basic functionalities and security features of the website, anonymously. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly.
Jay and his wife Rita have five children and live in Illinois. Jay is also a marketing consultant, speaker, and fathering advocate. Payleitner is author of the book 52 Things Kids Need from their Dad (Harvest House Publishers, 2010). Woodshop please log off this website and go tell your kid a joke! Still, websites filled with jokes and riddles can be a valuable resource for fathers, but like everything on the web, you need to use your discretion and judgment. Unfortunately, most are distasteful or just not very funny or clever. The internet is a never ending source of knock-knock jokes. Second, once you wind them up, they won’t stop. Later, when they do finally understand the word play in one of the jokes, their eyes get real big and you can actually witness a whole new world opening to them. You laugh and so they laugh and then you laugh some more. It works both ways.Ī few more words about knock-knock jokes before you go try them out on your kids:įirst, it’s a total blast to teach them to a two- or three-year-old, even before their verbal skills and sense of irony is developed. The word “moo” is funny all by itself, but if you say it before they finish their response, the effect is quite amusing. But, try it out on someone you love and see how well it works. Unfortunately it doesn’t come across very well in written form. Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana” again?įinally, here is the greatest knock-knock jokes of all time. No chapter on knock-knock jokes can be complete without this classic that you know and love. Then the entire knock-knock joke world was turned upside down when joke tellers began to incorporate the “who” part of the response into the punchline. Īardvark a million miles for one of your smiles. Usually classic folks songs or showtunes:įreeze a jolly good fellow, Freeze a jolly good fellow. The next generation of knock-knock jokes had songs for the punchline. The trigger word could be a vegetable, an article of clothing, or anything really: The person doing the knocking didn’t have to be a person.
Knock-knock jokes became just an excuse for making a pun out of people’s first names:Īfter decades of knock-knock jokes based solely on names, somehow it all changed. It wasn’t long before the punch line had nothing to do with someone standing at a door. Okay?Įarly knock-knock jokes were based on real-life names of people who might actually come to your front door. But since that history is a little murky, I’m just going to make something up. Well what better place to start than with that classic form of wordplay known as the knock-knock joke? Ready?įirst, Dad, you should know the history of the art form. After all, it’s a father’s responsibility to make sure his kids master the art of jokes, puns, and groaners. Well no matter how you did, I’m thinking it would be a good idea to launch 2011 with a refresher course in joke telling. Looking back on 2010, I didn’t laugh quite enough with my kids.
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